not to brag but i have a girlfriend now. or uhhhh.. a birlfriend. a boyfriend who’s a girl….. actually a theyfriend who’s a girl but thats neither here nor their
If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can’t because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago
Right now there is a very buff Butch woman all alone in the Cafe car and she could be having steamy gay sex with you and be moving into your apartment if you were just willing to take the train to Chicago
I’m busy trying to get more lesbians to ride the train instead of taking their Subarus to Chicago
i love awkward subtle public flirting like usually im extremely susceptible to feeling so embarassed that i want to disintegrate but when youre both awkward its okay and its extra fun when the other person is being awkwarder. i saw the curly haired supermarket cashier again today and she was like “im glad u came back!” and i was like yeah i do need food sometimes. and i was literally just buying $3 worth of fruit bc i just stopped to see her and she was like “no scurvy for you” and i was like haha yup big fruit fan over here. and she was like “i get it, ive just been eating frozen brussels sprouts for the past few weeks. cooked, i mean. they come frozen but i dont eat them frozen. i cook them first.” and i was like yea i figured
